Vineeth, this is a very taxing job. But I have to obey you otherwise from tomorrow to whom I will ask, how to write a review, how to post a .pdf file in 360, how to upload a photo which is not in appropriate format and many more. Do not mind I have a very bad habit of telling jokes which appear like scolding or threats to the listeners. So I think you must have started counting, weird habit-1, Bad Joker. Hold on. Let me try to tell you a joke/junk before the count down begins.
One uneducated son-in-law went to his wife-in-law's house to meet his mother-in-law. But he wanted to impress his mother-in-law. One of his friends suggested him to use English words while talking to his mother-in-law in mother-in-law's tongue. The friend taught him the following English words.
Water
Rice
Curry
Good evening.
Night
So the uneducated man went to his in-laws' house. It was afternoon time. So he could not use "Good evening". Later in the night he was served with food and while eating he could use the words like "water","rice" and "curry". But he was worried he could not use that "Good Evening" though his friend had told him the importance of that phrase. Then in the night he was asked to share a room with his father-in-law. He was yet to meet his father-in-law. He thought this is the best opportunity for him to use "Good Evening". But his sixth sense told him that it is already night and hence "Good Evening" needs some modification. He went to his father-in-law's room and before he entered into the room he greeted his father-in-law by saying as guided by his sixth sense "GOOD NIGHT". His father-in-law too pronounced "GOOD NIGHT" and slammed the door on his face.
The purpose of telling this joke is that like the uneducated son-in-law, though I am trying to impress everybody here in 360 with borrowed computer knowledge from Veenith but my sixth sense is yet to misguide me. Got my second weird habit?!
Now just see. I have been asked to describe my weird habits but I have migrated to somewhere else like telling jokes etc without coming to the real point. That is perhaps my third weird habit. Too much of preparation, unnecessary analysis and prologue before I start a real thing. Fortunately I have almost overcome this habit by constantly being vigilant of the fact. Strange thing is that I became aware of this weird habit by carrying out another weird analysis. Before I left for the new place on my transfer I asked my colleagues of old place to give an anonymous written feedback to me on a set a questions prepared by me. From that feedback I came to know that my extra analysis is a time waster for others.
Weird habit-4? Hmmn! Yes. Totally disorganized in personal front. My better-half says she was aware of this before our marriage and was totally prepared for that. She says that somebody told her, I even do not put air in my cycle tubes in my college days. True. I must be grateful to my better-half for tolerating me and managing everything. No, no, no. she is not a great lady as you might have concluded. But the fact is that she does not have any choice. I am the only Hobson's choice for her.
My fifth weird habit is that I do not easily accept my mistakes/bad habits and confess to others. Hence I am not going to tell you my sixth and seventh weird habits.
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